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Hot turd

(n) a brown mass coming out of the butt that is very hot and steamy.

Syn: turd, dump, crap Ant: pee Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food. Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude

by Rejectedddddddddd June 14, 2010

Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.

Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.

by fucklerclaus November 02, 2018