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It's a thing of when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport. -- A perfect Valentine's Day gift.
Bill - I bought my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentine's day. It was nice to have a little human with me on the trip for laundry and such.
When a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes.
As seen on SNL Weekend Update (City Correspondent, Stefon)
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When a midget on roller skates wears all your clothes and you pull him through the airport. From Stefon to Seth Meyers on SNL, season 36, episode 15.
Stefon was so late in packing for his trip to Key West, he had to use a Human Suitcase to get his shit together.
When a midget on roller skates puts on all your clothes and you roll them through an airport.
Seth: Do you expect people to give each other human suitcases for Valentine's day?
Stefon: Stefon is single right how, he doesn't have a valentine.
A midget on rollerblades who wears all your clothing while you pull him through an airport. Best described by Stefan (Bill Hader) on Saturday Night Live.
"I forgot my human suitcase at the airport, but he found his way home."
A midget on roller skates that wears all of an individual's clothes so that they can be pulled around an airport.
*as defined on SNL
I'm sorry sir but if you're going to insist that that man is a "human suitcase" and NOT a passenger then he is going to have to be stowed away in the overhead bins.
If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.
A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.