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Hush Puppy

When you stuff a girls panties in her mouth, then fuck her in the ass doggy style.

Bitch was a freak so I gave her the Hush Puppy. She loved her own taste.

by dmeyer August 30, 2012

Hush Puppy

A hush puppy is a sex move often utilized in domiciles that house numerous people in close quarters. When taking a woman, or man I suppose, from behind (doggy style), one forces their partners head into the pillows to 'hush them up' if they are being too loud. This move can also offer some opportunities for erotic asphyxiation if you try to not only smother your lover's screams of ecstasy but also their ability to breath.

This morning when I was making love to my girlfriend doggy style, she was being too loud and I didn't want her to wake my room mates so I shoved her head into the pillows and gave her a hush puppy out of courtesy to others.

by Lumberjackass June 27, 2012

Hush Puppy

A pejorative retail slang for window shopping customers (usually female) who like to try on numerous amounts of clothes and shoes but ultimately end up not buying them for a random pointless reason.

There are two types of hush puppies:

A Hush Puppy is a regular customer who has manners and may thank or apologize the sales associate for the inconvenience.

The Hush Bitch is a mean and/or rude customer who do not show manners. They will leave the store without word and will usually do it when the sales associate is at the storage looking for a shoe they asked for.

Both versions are equally annoying. Hush puppies and hush bitches alike are the mortal enemies of sales associates.

Sales Associate A: Dude, I had the worst day today. A Hush Puppy came to the store, asked for 5 pairs of shoes, and then said she didn't like them and just left.

Sales Associate B: Man, that's nothing. Today, a Hush Bitch asked me for 3 pairs of shoes in 2 different sizes, then just left when I was coming back for the other sizes.

by frp19 October 18, 2009

Hush Puppi

a person who scams others for a living or for the fun of it

someone who lives of the sweat of others

dont hush puppi me ; dont scam me
someone tried to hush puppi me over the web last night ; someone tried to scam me over the web last night

by FirstbornAce99 July 10, 2020

hush puppy

A Ruger Mark II .22 autoloader pistol with a supressor on the barrell. A very quiet pistol and gets it's nick name because it was used to shoot sentry dogs in Vietnam.

"There is an enemy sentry dog over there, is your hush puppy ready?"

"Pass me that hush puppy."

by IceWarm November 20, 2004

Hush Puppies

A declaration spoken by someone who feels that they would not be able to handle (or be content with) a future event and/or an event that is developing in the present moment. It can also be used to refer to a past event as a clarifying statement regarding your feelings.

Origin:
After a long night of food a college stoner was still feeling the munchies. He decided at the last second to order the dollar-sized Hush Puppies at Long John Silvers and the Cashier took the $1.06 from the stoner. After several minutes, she came back to the register with the stoner's money in her hand. She handed the money back to the stoner and said "I'm sorry, here's your dollar-six back. I can't handle Hush Puppies right now. Do you want fries or fish or something?" From that point on, the term Hush Puppies was coined.

"Hush Puppies dude." (referring to walking up a steep hill)
"That's Hush Puppies."
"I call Hush Puppies."
"Hush Puppies."
"I can't handle this -- dude Hush Puppies."
"That's Hush Puppies. You hit me man. Not cool. That is Hush Puppies!"

by AndrewVS April 26, 2010

hush puppy

A Smith and Wesson model 39 modified with a shoulder stock, a locking slide and a suppresor. This weapons was designated Mark 22 Model O and used by the Navy SEaL's in Vietnam. Only a few undred were made and were mainly used for disabling sentryies, killing guard dogs and shattering lights. THe slide locked for maximum noise reduction and it's suppresor limited the effective range to around 100 yards.

That guy has marks on the slide of his hush puppy that represent the numder of sentries he dispatched back in 'nam.

by Tom Mastro March 28, 2006