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I'll kill you

Used to express opposition or disagreement by someone who really is powerless to do anything against what you are about to do.

A false threat, unless used by a Hell's Angels during a gang war.

1. I swear I'll kill you if you touch my chocolate bar.
2. I'll kill you if you sleep with my boyfriend.

by Tim_ May 17, 2009

i'll kill you

"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."

Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

I'LL KILL YOU ALL

The phrase uttered right before one person's heart is pierced with a metal object. This phrase can also be used to describe the feeling one gets after they run out of pie.

Person 1: We're out of pie, fuck.
Person 2: What do you mean we're out of pie? Fuck that! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

by Not Gibby November 16, 2007

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.

Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.

by Opinionated Webster June 02, 2016