A fork of Rural Dictionary
In a girls's language, "I'm almost ready" means, I have just started.. ..so give her time..
Peter : "Are you ready?" Isabell : "I'm almost ready.." Peter : "Ok.." 5 minutes after.. Peter : "Are you ready?" Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..." 10 minutes after... Peter : "Are you DONE????" Isabell : "Can't you wait???" 30 mimutes after.. Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?" Isabell : "One second.." Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!" Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes" Peter : "10 minutes ago?" Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.." Peter : -_-