A fork of Rural Dictionary
A reply to the popular ya mom! "insult".
A: You're an idiot.
B: Your mom's an idiot!
A: Yeah, well, I Am your mom.
Another stupid phrase with no meaning behind it whatsoever.
What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.
Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?
Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.