A fork of Rural Dictionary
I Dream of Jeannie is potentially the best show EVER created. and we mean it. best line: man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?" jeannie: "because she WAS a goose" duhhh man. tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.
Jeannie top only covers her bosoms. But its all good. You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie. Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey. Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE. If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.