A fork of Rural Dictionary
What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.
Literal: Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..." Not literal: Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?" Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!" Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!" Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"
What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo? Guy 2: Sure <grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.> Guy 2: I loosened it for you... <As Guy 1 laughs>