A fork of Rural Dictionary
what an Asian says while holding a sandal threatening you to death.
"I will send you to Jesus" said Dumbledore calmly.
Stephen He. When your failure is failing so much that not even failure managment will work on him.
I will send you to Jesus
A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.
Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.