A fork of Rural Dictionary
Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him. It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.
Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!" Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?" Heather: "Sure!" Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"