A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.
- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*
An excuse men use to get away from their woman. In Ice Fishing, men go up north; ride snowmobiles, shoot stuff, and most importantly get incredibly intoxicated. There is usually little or no actual ice fishing taking place.
Man 1: I'm so sick of my bitch right now man.
Man 2: Screw that lets go ice fishing.
Putting multiple ice cubes into a women's vagina then fucking her
Women: "Put ice cubes in my pussy then fuck me"
Man: " Isn't that ice fishing"
Female #1: "You know my man be taking me ice fishing at the mall this weekend....don't hate!"
Female #2 : "Lucky bitch!, my man ain't never take me ice fishing."
Having intercourse with an exceptionally 'frigid' woman.
she was o.k., though it was kinda like ice fishing.
The act of taking a fork or other utensil and fishing ice cubes to eat out of one's drink
Ardy needed a fork at the restaurant so that she could go ice fishing in her glass of water.