A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Russian" rapper who raps about skateboarding, his rapping, girls, coming to America. He's is rather comical although he probably doesn't think so. His English is sketchy at best and he has a Russian accent. I suggest listening to some stuff such as "Come to USA" and "I will win" where he raps about him winning and people being jealous. I laugh.
Human 1:"Yo check it I listened to Ill Mitch the other day."
Human 2:"No effin' way. He is terrible."
Human 1:"He's funny and effing awesome. Shut the eff up!"
The most entertaining rap I have listened to to date
Your momma's wack, your granny's wack, I keep a handy wipe in my fanny pack
- Russian Rapper. Full name is "Mitchard."
www.illmitch.com
Also, his board is fast and danger
"I'm Ill Mitch, now listen to me recording, when I'm on street I'm always street boarding..."
to misuse words in flagrantly bad usage
"My board is fast and danger."