Country Dictionary

Ian Beale

The name given to a luxury meal deal, from such places like Waitrose, Morrisons and Boots. But not the usual garbage ham sandwich you would purchase from the likes of Tesco's.

Hey Adam, fancy an Ian Beale at lunch? Boots doing a cracking one.

Ian Beale

The second part of a rhyming couplet, usually begun with an innocuous statement ending with a word that rhymes with Beale, and finished by another party. If deemed acceptable by other individuals in a social situation, the recipient must buy the finisher a drink. NOTE: Only words that rhyme exactly with Beale are accepted. Words like deals, wheels, shield or any variant that doesn't rhyme with Beale result in mockery & derision.

Mike: "Went out with the family on saturday night." Tod: "Oh yeah, anywhere nice?" Mike: "Nah, just out for a meal." Tod: "Ian Beale!" Mike: "Bastard!"

Ian Bealing

Ian Bealing is a term used when you have to hold in a laugh/squeal/snigger in an awkward situation such as at work when its deadly quiet or at a funeral and as a result of trying to laugh quietly or not laugh at all you end up pulling the infamous Ian Beale face.

I'm totally Ian Bealing right now Have you seen Jessye shes Ian Bealing at a joke I told her! Trying my best not to Ian Beale right now