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Ian Middleton

A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong

Ian Middleton at a security pat-down: officer: is this a weapon in your pants? Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock officer: gozleme

by smegyeet August 24, 2019