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illegally blonde

noun. the word used for a girl that is too hot for her own good. Usually the female will have a penis or have the I.Q. level equal to a dead pig. Therefore, it would be wrong for any male to try to make love with her.

Dude 1: check out that broad.
Dude 2: She's hot but illegally blonde . I heard she nearly drowned herself with ice cubes.

by MikeyMac2 January 23, 2008