A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you say instead of "in my opinion"
Very: I eat water.
Many: In my onion that is impossible!
When someone asks you what IMO means, you tell them "in my onion" to keep them thoroughly confused.
DJ: IMO my dick is soft
Cydney: What is IMO
DJ: In my onion.
Cydney: Hahaha onion is such a funny word
A term for when you plan to make a 'bloomin onion' while on too much of the za.
Commonly done on celebrity shows
"Hey man why are yiu smiling?"
"Oh, I just can't wait to fry my onion tonight, like on the celebrity shows"
no seriously who gave my son an onion
bruh i’m dead serious who gave my son an onion
When someone uses what you did to make someone cry (like if you cut an onion it makes people cry but if its your onion that means its your stuff so that means you make other people cry"
"Izzy cut my onion and made Johnny cry"