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Being fucked up from various things. A person can use the term "in the chair" to express their emotional and physical feelings.

Drunk person:" I'm in the fuckin Chair." *** person takes bong rip** "that bong rip put me in the chair"

The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.

"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."

Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair" A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?

Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo! Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.

A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting A weaul is in close relation to a chaire

Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget Explorer: ...sir please this is important Historian: Chaire.

when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas

"why is the chair talking?"

a fun sized couch

fred: lets go sit on the couch bob: nah.. chairs where its at.

a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter

"Dude what are these two girls doing here. They're just a couple of chairs."