A fork of Rural Dictionary
Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.
Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee? Random Jackass #2: No man, what? Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer! Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(
What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...
Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.