A fork of Rural Dictionary
After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with
I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet