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irish eyes

Most beautiful gray eyes ever invented in Detroit.

I was walking outside the bar and I totally got shot down by a girl with irish eyes

by ashleymucha13 November 16, 2013

Irish Eye Surgery

Verb : the act of being skull fucked by a leprechaun

Bill found the pot of gold, and was on his way home when Mick the leprechaun jumped out to stop him "Bet ye weren't ready for a bit of Irish Eye Surgery" as he pulled out his stubby shillelagh...

by DoktorMoney November 20, 2020

irish eyes blowjob

It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.

One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!

by Judy Shiblumi June 16, 2017