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J Bones

J Bones are a brand of shoes originally worn by legendary basketball player, Michael "Air" Jordan. J Bones / Jordan shoes are made by the Jordan Company, which is a part of Nike.

"I'm bout to get dem retro j bones!"

by The Legacy Boyz August 24, 2007

j bone

synonymous to a joint

i rolled a fat j bone and smoked it to the head

by mike mke June 29, 2006

j- bones

Slang term for Jordan basketball shoes. Primarily used in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Them new J- Bones just came out folks.

j bone

An erect penis that has a distinct curvature to the left or to the right, or up or down, resembling a letter "J"

Dude, did you see the J bone on that pornstar's dick? It was curving way to the left!

by Joelbone March 11, 2008

J-Bone

The Nickname For Toronto Maple Leafs Forward Jason Blake.

Did You See That Dirty Goal By J-Bone? Bar Down Baby!

by flyerboy91 October 24, 2009

J-Bone

Another name for a joint.

guy 1: hey I'm about to roll a j-bone you in?

guy 2: HELL YEAH!!!!

by o'ring August 17, 2010

j bone

An intentional grazing or touching of a women’s lady parts (especially boobies) made to look accidental in the workplace.

He reached for the rack of pint glasses and accidentally on purpose, grazed my boobies with his hand, and therefore j boned me.

by his co-worker February 03, 2012