A fork of Rural Dictionary
A group of people (usually 3 or more) who are either involved in the act of or observing the construction of a joint.
"Hey J Crew, are we getting food after this?" "J Crew, hurry up with that shit you're taking forever." "Fuck that preppy-ass store, this is the only J Crew I care about."
A group of 5 girls and one guy who have extreme OJD. Actions frequently include stalking and fantasizing about any one (or more) jonas brothers. Fantasies have been known to include hot fudge and whipped cream. They often have pictures of Joe Jonas' JNK on their desktop background. JOENER!? Wanted in 52 states
"Hey, last night we snuck into the Jonas Brother's tour bus and raped all three jonas brothers... AND covered them in hot fudge!" "What the FUCK? You must be a member of the J crew! Get da PO PO! 5-0 5-0!"
An actually preppy store, rather than an inaccurate emulation of the preppy lifestyle (i.e. A&F, AE, HCo). Has really cute clothes: preppy essentials such as bright polos, madras shorts, flip flops, oxfords, chinos and sportscoats for men and sundresses, headbands, and ribbon belts for women. The clothes aren't inexpensive, yet are of very good quality.
A&F shopper: this torn denim mini is like soooo PREP! J.Crew customer (to friend): Honestly, the misconception these nouveau-riche kids have of our lifestyle is ridiculous. Let's go get some shopping done, though: the cable-knit cardigan I saw in J. Crew last week will go well with my pearl necklace and bright headband.
A store filled with quality, high-class merchandise geared toward young women with a disposable income and a taste for preppy clothes.
Sarah: OMG! A new J-Crew store just opened at the mall! Tina: AHHHHH Let's go!!! I must have 12 pairs of flip-flops and some new chinos!
A high-quality clothing store meant for classy, mature adults. I don't know why people are saying that J. Crew is a preppy, bitch store. It isn't. They have really nice flip flops, knee-high socks, and cashmere gloves though.
I look classy in these Italian leather loafers, eh?
(n.) A group of white men. j.crew
That J. Crew stormed the impeachment proceedings.