A fork of Rural Dictionary
This stands for junior puffers, or those who like to smoke pot but know nothing about the experience or the crowd that it attracts. Its also quick and easy to say in public. Also, It is more often used by junior puffers themselves.
1)The kids who throw up are the real live j p's. 2)Those jp's seem to be having a good time but also don't act very enlightened nor do they respect the herb.
J.A.P. (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards the people of Japan "jap") is: A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair, shes from the east coast, her fake tan makes her look like a mexican, she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins, or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton. Her nose is a Joo nose, She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money. Her voice is either a)raspy b)new york accented c)bitch d) all the above A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ) J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.
Sherry:"Dood, look!" Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore." Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..." Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!" Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"
Soap stone document J : to smoke a joint Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)
you: yo im mad stressed trynna soap stone document j,b,p after class? friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack
Ga je niet binnen in haar edele delen, dan zijn jullie slechts geliefden zonder voordelen. (in contrast met "friends with benefits" ofwel "vrienden met voordelen")
Bro ze hebben al een maand rela maar hij heeft haar nog niet gebald, hij vergeet de 5e regel van J&P.