Country Dictionary

Leaving your child behind.

Chris Bennet was Joe dirting his child when he found out it was a girl.

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte." KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

Something that is incredibly cool or awesome.

Friend 1: Look at that sexy ass truck over there. Friend 2: Joe Dirt

anyone with a mullet, plaid muscle-vest, john deere tracktor for a car, or someone who feeds there dog achohol. they are usualy uneducated, live in a trailerpark, and they may have a southern accent. basicaly another name for a redneck.

guy1: see that guy over there with the def lepard tattoo and mullet? guy2: yah, what a Joe Dirt.

The act of having sex with your sister.

So last night my sister came home and said she wanted a Joe Dirt.

A guy who is "wack", lame, trips over himself, smells like poop, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. Can also be referred to as a "Joe" or simple a "Dirt.

What the hell is that guy wearing?! What a Joe Dirt.

what you call some of the shittiest bud on earth. usually has a lot of seed and stem, is very brown and may have bugs.

person 1- yo, you got some dank? person 2- no, my man was selling Joe Dirt this week. i need a new guy.