A fork of Rural Dictionary
milf all jack's friends want to fuck
"dude i wanna bang Jack's mom so bad" "same here she's a milf"
When a mother either provides a backhanded sympathetic statement, or completely disregards your well-being because she has/ has had it worse than you. Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom
Mom-jacking. Me: I'm feeling so sick today Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon! Example 2. Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep. Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.
When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.
You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!" Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?" Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!" You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."