A fork of Rural Dictionary
Go get a girlfriend already and stop being such a jaculator!
Something someone does when they see Kim Kardashian’s giant butt
I just jaculated to her
The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.
Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!
(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating
Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat
I hang on SoBe because of the eye-jaculation opportunities on the beach.
the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others
(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards were e-jaculating all over each other”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”