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Jailhouse C-section

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.

Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section. When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

by Mysticbucket November 04, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.

Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence? Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.

by TheIronGiant November 04, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV

When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.

by LAGTV Fan #1 November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

Being raped in jail by another inmate, that causes the tearing of the anus. May also cause a tear that could be considered a new anus.

Bubba is gonna give you a jailhouse C-section when you get there.

by Me116 November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

When a large inmate from state prison tears his victim a new hole with his enormous penis, but the victim manages to get the hole stitched up with surgery. Credit for this definition go to NovaWar from LAGTV

Big Bubba hulked over his roomate and told him "Imma give you a jailhouse C-section, com'here boi!

by Mr. Jurrrezzi November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

Stitched up tear in one's asshole

""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section." And you are instantly terrified." -Novawar

by TheBestKindOfFig November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

There's a Bubba in jail nailing ya and got nothing you can do about it, just huge black dick, you know what you can call that? You call it a jailhouse C-section

"I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section"-NovaWar

by Warfrog November 04, 2012