A fork of Rural Dictionary
To rub one out till ejaculation. It’s just like jacking off, but too may people named Jake would rather say Jake Off instead of Jack
“What’s up Jake?” Billy asks. “Oh nothing, just pulling my pants down to JAKE OFF to your mom in the shower!”
The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate
Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour. Oh he's probably jaking off
The act of talking to your porno.
Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!" Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer" Jacob- "he's jakeing off"
The act of jerking off at a friend's house.
"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"
The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on. Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.
Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.
A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together No Blankets No Women No Shame Tips: -Eye contact is banned (would make it gay) -Porn in question must be low quality -Must describe the experience to a forum
We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head