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James Day

Everyone has a friend named James, known for laziness and exerting minimal effort in every possible capacity. A 'James Day' is when one does absolutely nothing of worth all day. In comparison to a duvet day, a 'James Day' is not initiated by a need to stay in bed nor a hangover, but rather general laziness. 'James Days' are characterised by sprawling oneself over a sofa, in a seedily inappropriate clothing which often fails to cover the parts of the body e.g. the beer belly, that you'd rather not see, whilst partaking in activities highly irrelevant to the furthering of one's life.

"Think I'm gonna have a James day today...feel like doing absolutely nothing all day"

"Had a James day today, highlights were a wank, a fried egg and trolling YouTube"

"She's so highly strung, do you think she could even manage a James day?"

by jmanldn91 March 07, 2014

LeBron James Day

A day of celebration of LeBron James' talents in which individuals leave the work day 12 minutes early. Initially celebrated on June 13th, 2011- a day after LeBron James failed to show up to work in the 4th quarter for the sixth game in a row against Dallas.

Ryan: Hey man, you staying till 5?

Ross: No dude, It's LeBron James Day. Work ends 12 minutes early today.

by rah3 June 13, 2011

National Draw James Day

December 30th is the day that we draw all the people named James

Hey It's National Draw James Day!

by Luh nigga December 31, 2021

International Michael James David Day

Est. August 7, 2021. This day is dedicated to a sexy, funny, hardworking, passionate man who means the world to me. He wears many job titles, gardner, electrician, scientist, trucker, mechanic!! On this day we celebrate all of Michael James David’s favorite activities, foods, and sayings! One of the best days out of the year. Nobody compares to Michael James David.

Let’s celebrate international Michael James David Day!

by kingvon18 September 07, 2021

National Jump James Day

Falls on April 9th where you can jump / fight / gang up on any person with the name James.

Joe: “Hey man have you seen James? It’s National Jump James Day!”
Sasha: “No, I haven’t let’s go beat him up now!”

by DinoAngiee~ April 08, 2024