A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hairy ogre who thinks going to Augsburg College and playing baseball there is impressive. You’re not gonna make it to the MLB, you’re not good enough to make it. Also posts stupid ass Snapchat stories that involve “I’ve returned home” even though he goes to school in St. Paul and loves in West Saint Paul or “Canes keeps me going” even though he is already overweight.
Damn I️ wish I️ was as cool as James Lee, said no one ever.
I'm really looking forward to chomping on some tasty lee james batey at BOA this year
When you are so drunk you rest your head on the bar to have a little rest.
They wouldn't serve me anymore jagerbombs, I was too Lee James bateyed.
Kinda like slender man, tall, white and with little to no distinguishing features.
Girl: He’s so cool, what’s his name? Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too. Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW