A fork of Rural Dictionary
To take a dump; to crap; to empty ones bowels. Especially after eating a large serving of Activia brand yogurt.
"Oh God, my stomach hurts! I need to go to the bathroom and take a huge Jamie Lee Curtis." "Honey, we have to change the baby's diaper. He Jamie Lee Curtissed, again." "You look constipated. Perhaps you need to take a Jamie Lee Curtis."