A fork of Rural Dictionary
WHEN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE BORN IF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND THATS BORN ON JANUARY 14 YOU ARE LUCKY AF
FUCKEN SEXY AF IS YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND THATS BORN ON JANUARY 14
The day you can say anything you want to your siblings without getting in trouble by parents
person 1: hey brother, your so ugly, that cow in the barn looks better then you! person 2:hey mom dad she said i’m uglier then a cow! person 3: sorry i can’t do anything about it! it’s january 14 remember? person 2: oh yeah.. person 1: hahahahahahaha
National turtle day for those turtles
Me:happy birthday turtle Turtle:-looks- Me:it’s January 14 turtle day Turtle:-smiles- Me:PARTY
A DAY WHERE THE MOST FUN,FUNNY,NICEST,HOTTEST PEOPLE WERE BORN
Person:”Damn he’s a January 14 boy/girl” Other person: “yeah he/she is hot!”
If your born on this day, you are very pretty. Have daddy long legs. You’re very smart, top of the class sometimes. And you have some really good friends.
Guy: Wassup girly Guy 2: Dude she is born on January 14 Guy: Oh shoot, sorry girl, you wanna date
January the 14th is get freaky day
Did you know today was January 14 “Me” yeah already sent out my freaky text