A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The scariest thing according to Huziwara no Mokou 2. Just some short of good food
Mokou: oh god jelly donuts are so scary
An anonymous person who is anonymously named james who is addicted to jelly donuts and there flavorful loving jelly. Whenever this anonymous person says "I have to go talk to my friends" it is slang for "I must go eat some jelly donuts"
"Be right back I have to go talk to my friends" "Ok enjoy your jelly donuts"
The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)
busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
I gave that bitch the jelly donut.
When a girl or guy (for all you fags out there) gets cum in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam. Sorry Eddie.
Me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the balls. "Hey bitch, you're getting a Dirty Tony Sanchez tonight!"
When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.
when a guy creampies a girl's ass then stuffs a donut between her cheeks and eats the gooey center.
Girl: Now that we're done, you want to grab some dinner? Guy: No thanks. I'm stuffed from that jelly donut.