A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shameless authority Arse licker
A person who claims to be (very distantly)related to royalty or anyone famous
"Please stop licking up to the Boss, you're looking a bit of a Jeremy Cunt"
4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body
Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space
Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat