A fork of Rural Dictionary
A humorous exclamation, punfully used to avoid damnation and the like. Auto mechanics tend to use it in situations of frustration. See Geez Louise.
"This Laser has been taken on a joy ride. It's fucked forever.
Jesus Chrysler!
The batmobile was for batman. The Jesus Chrysler! was for Jesus.
Jesus drove the Jesus Chrysler! to town..
A substitute for when people feel like saying Jesus Christ but don't want to. So they say Jesus Chrysler instead.
"Jesus Chrysler,That guy is being a real ass"