A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
Mate A: Don't plug that one in. Mate B: Why? Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.
A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)
Tech A:"Don't use that cable" Normie:"Why" Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"
A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
Mate A: Don't plug that one in. Mate B: Why? Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.