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Jew Magic

A type of magic held by all Jews to con others of their money or to place a curse those whom they dislike.

I forgot to get my change from the bank teller, he must have used his Jew magic to make me forget.

Jew Magic

The most common form of magic on Earth. Has many potent abilities.

1. Matt used his Jew Magic to help us win the football game.
2. That girl is using Jew Magic to look hot.

Jew magic

A common term to describe hacking in games, or any other abnormal activity.

Person A: "That guy was really sus"

Person B: "I think he was using some jew magic"

Magical Jew

A jewish person that can perform tasks that no one thought possible or can create something awesome out of seemingly normal objects by using his jewish powers.

Leroy: Dude there's no way you can bounce that pong ball off that lamp, over the couch, through that small pipe, off Becca's cleavage and into that cup for game.

Brian: Watch me (shoots)

Everyone: Holy shit!!! I can't beleive he made that! He is one magical Jew.

magical jew hair

a magical jew hair, is a random hair that grows in an unusual place, often the pinky.

Usually found on Jewish males.

Oh dude, I found the magical jew hair!

You know, I have a magical jew hair on my pinky that I can't get rid of.