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verb; to Jim Jordan someone Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team. It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team. Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress. His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.
Jim Jordan is a quintessential Trumptard