A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) An item someone uses regularly to clean up the ejaculatory fluid they expel after masturbation. 2) A person who cleans the "Nudey Booths" after a man has finished watching the show he paid for. AKA Jizz Mopper *made its way into pop culture from the 1994 cult classic 'Clerks'*
1) I had this bad-ass Nirvana T-shirt I got when I was in fourth grade, it doesnt fir anymore so I use it for a jizz mop. 2) Did you know that Jizz Moppers make 14 bucks an hour?
A human who has been ejaculated upon and is serving the function of a mop or a rag. Once the semen has been removed that person is no longer a jizz mop.
After John blew a load in Sally's face she became the hottest jizz mop around.
A mop used to wipe up the jizz usually left behind in the private booths of an adult theater or strip club.
"If I were you I'd use a jizz mop instead of a jizz rag to clean that load up; I'd want to stay as far away as I could from some dude's nut butter."