A fork of Rural Dictionary
The video opens with Samberg singing in a night club. As he is invited to Molly Sims' apartment, he prematurely ejaculates, or "jizzes in his pants", in the hallway. Taccone then ejaculates prematurely while conversing with a check-out girl, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, in a grocery store. Justin Timberlake appears as a janitor. Samberg then exits a cinématheque, when the discovery of a missed telephone call from a girl causes him to prematurely ejaculate. In another scene, Taccone is seen driving his car, listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of a girl, and causes him to "jizz in his pants" yet again. Samberg and Taccone then sing about how they easily "jizz in their pants" from stimuli such as an alarm clock, opening a window, the truth about Bruce Willis's character (Dr. Malcolm Crowe) dying at the end of The Sixth Sense, and ingesting a grape. Next, Samberg and Taccone explain that whenever they are adjacent to women, they ejaculate prematurely, which, they say, necessitates constant wearing of condoms. Akiva Schaffer can be seen in the background at various times as the disc jockey.3
it happens. girl walkin' down the steet. in the club. grinding. talking at the cash register. sexy breezes. grapes. you name the situation, it happens.
"i ate some grapes so i JIZZ IN MY PANTS
An short for SNL that was created by the comedy group, The Lonely Island. It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely ejaculate throughout the song.
"Jizz in My Pants" is epic win. I need to watch it at least once a day.
Possibly the funniest music video ever spawned. If you havn't seen it, do not finish reading this; it is time to venture to youtube my friend, and witness the comedy of 'The Lonely Island'.
OOOOoooohhhh Lock eyes from across the room down my drink while the rhythms boom take your hand and skip the names no need here for the silly games make our way through the smoke and crowd the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud move in close as the lasers fly our bodies touch and the angels cry leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night what we've got in store whisper in my ear that you want some more and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I need a few things from the grocery do things alone now mostly left me heart broken not lookin' for love surprised in my eyes when I looked above the check out counter and I saw a face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS To be fair you were flirting a lot plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna play by check Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS Speeding down the street when the red lights flash need to get away need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS I just ate a grape and I JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS Ok seriously you guys can we...ok... I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants) OOOOOoooohhhhhhhh
The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax. The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
1: I need a few things from the grocery do things alone now mostly left me heart broken not lookin' for love surprised in my eyes when I looked above the check-out counter and I saw a face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me thats when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" And I JIZZ IN MY PANTS 2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZ IN MY PANTS 3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
What happens to me because I'm a virgin.
Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants? Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off. Guy 1: Damn, that's weak! Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin. Jizz in my pants
Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.
Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants. Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.