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Joan of Arc

French woman existing during the late Medieval era with purported abilities to articulate holy messages and warfare manuevers via liaison with a spiritual entity heavily favoring France at this particular time. Contemporary theories maintain Joan as shizoprenic.

I wonder if Joan of Arc was hot.

by friend of bob July 17, 2004

joan of arc

An amazing Chicago indie rock band formed by brothers Tim and Mike Kinsella after their previous band Cap'n Jazz had broken up.

joan of arc are so amazing

by getoutofit December 29, 2007

Joan of Arc

A French peasant girl who stopped France coming under control of Egland during the hundred years war.

There's a DeGaulle airport, but is there a oan of Arc airport?

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

joan of arc

An employee, usually a woman, that can't be fired because one person thinks that she is invaluable, yet unbelievably annoying to every other employee who just want to burn her at the stake like joan of arc.

Missy cleans the toilets once a week and acts like she is the bees knees, why can't she just die like joan of arc did?

by Papa Zee 24 February 25, 2012

joan of Arc

This Woman was a famous women in the 14th century who directed a French battle and war, called the Hundred Year War against the British. She died at the stake after she was caught by the damn Brits and was burned on the file of the fact that she was a witch. She was actually a very nice Woman, as my great great great great grandfather knew her closely. She was sainted after her death, and she has been turned into a Yu-Gi-Oh! card.

Joan of Arc was such an awesome saint, she was so cool! She was defenitely not a slut!

by BuckSnort December 21, 2005

Joan of Arc

Noah's Wife

Teacher: Who is Joan of Arc
Bill: Noah's Wife

by JJthedicktionare March 26, 2021

joan of arc

bible-bashing school in rickmansworth, watford.
consists 87% of irish or partly-irish pupils and 12% african pupils.
provides education in several abstract subjects including arable farming, tractor driving/racing, and (strangely) I.C.T. is compulsory at GCSE

the school boasts an odd set of rules, including 'thou shall not answer back thy teacher'
and as well as detections, punishes students by 'smiting' them.

'child, have you been obeying the 3rd commandment of joan of arc?'
'no sir/father, i did not attend confession this morning'
'GOD WILL SMITE YOU, BITCH'

by aHindu. April 23, 2008