A fork of Rural Dictionary
Joe sheisty or joe brr is a football player that makes men want to be him and women be with him, dude is the coolest dude out there
GF: omg is that joe burrow I’m literally gonna cum
BF: wtf
One year wonder out of LSU and 1st overall pick in the 2020 NFL draft. Won the Heisman by the largest number of votes. Tore his acl while at Cincinnati, conforming he is a one hit wounder. He was not good enough to start at Ohio state and he was barely able to get to LSU. He had a NFL QB coach and a experienced offensive line with great receivers and a good running back.
As an music artist I will have a Joe burrow style song
I Gonna pull a Joe burrow.
Louisiana State University QB and 2019 Heisman winner. He has the best throwing arm and the biggest nuts.
Joe Burrow throws so well because his massive nuts swing forward and give him momentum.
noun- Joe Burrow's phallus dipped in a Yoo-hoo chocolate drink, then frozen to form a popsicle
Guy 1: Will, you would probably suck Joe Burrow's dick.
Will: No, I would not!
Guy 2: You'd probably dip his dick in Yoo-hoo and freeze it to make a Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo popsicle dick. And you'd suck that bitch till it melts.
yelling out joe burrow name while in the process of grabbing your homies meat when a exciting play happens.
Joe burrow throws a touchdown pass. John proceeds to yell out the joe burrow while he grabs Patrick’s meat.
When speaking about the drug lean, it is used as telling how many ounces of lean you may pour. The reason for this is because of Joe Burrows number on his jersey.
Jayquan: I’m trying to get fucked up tonight!
Wocktavius: Let’s pour up a Joe Burrow of that Super Sludge in a fanta.