A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shy boy who is secretly kinky, they normally have huge penises but don't act like it. Their big dick energy comes out in their kind attitudes. They are secretly into choking but nobody needs to know about that. They are the biggest sweethearts, VERY good in bed, and definitely a keeper. They are normally VERY attractive with blue eyes and light brown hair and a tan skin tone. John Davids are the hottest boys out there.
John David is so fucking sexy and he's so sweet, what a keeper!
A code-word for guys to let each other know a girl has a nice booty, without the girl knowing the guys are talking about her. Named after John David Booty, the USC Quarterback. This term has been circulated around the Grand Valley State University campus.
Hey man, did you see John David over there by the pop machine?
A dumbass who shows up to 6th period physical science and just screams. He also occasionally gets harassed by a Kenson.
Everyone: *Walks into 6th period normally* John David: *Walks into class and screams about crab babies* Mrs.Bassett: God damnit
a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master
Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend! Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!
Slang for average cheese enjoyer
John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.
The boy i kissed in 3rd grade. Hot Looks like tomato after PE
John David Bloom is CUTE!
The cutest, hottest, funnest, sweetest, boy you can ever meet. Your literally the luckiest person ever if you get to be with him.
Jdgt111: hey my names John david gravel the 3rd Person: omg! Marry me!