A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.
Look a John Morris smoking pole
A guy with the looks of a God, who can make your loins burn like a fiery Zeus. But the personality and brain of a football.
Also, a subcategory of "goof"
yeah, he's a real John Morris.
Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot
"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"
Pushin hella 🅿️ No question. Dude is ab it fr and is on go. Dude is grandfather of 🅿️
John J Morris is 🅿️ For real
To confidently share misinformation and insult people when proven wrong.
“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”
“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”