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A Roblox Youtuber who mainly plays Arsenal(pro player who pwns hackers), makes under aged jokes, makes gorilla noises and always rages.
He's an Arsenal admin.
Oh, and he is married to Zero Two.
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ps: John, if you are reading this, go get a gf instead of virtually marrying a 2D girl with disproportionately large eyes.
pps: WEEB
A: yo did you watch that new John Roblox video?
B: yeah i did. Its about him pwning hackers
Example 2
A:Oh god i can't believe it! John Roblox's married to Zero Two
B(still horny from hentai): Zero Two is my waifu...
*monke noises*
HAHA JOHN ROBLOX MONKE ZERO TWO AOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOAAO
Simp/Has no girlfriend
A: Oh I heard John roblox loves non-existent anime girls.
B: Someone told me John roblox is a SIMP
A rapist that lives on the south coast of Somalia in a house made of shit, who has wet dreams about fucking a fictional character.
Criminality player: Who's that guy who ruined Criminality again?
Criminality player #2: John ROBLOX.
John Roblox is the ultimate gorila dude who plays TDX and TDX
and also plays TDX, and Arsenal
he also has over 1 millon Subscribers
and hates furrys
and likes Zero Two and stuff
and also is a simp
John Roblox: OOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAO
John Roblox: Today I will be playing TDX
John Roblox Syndrome or JRS, is a mental disorder were a person is addicted to watching Hentai or Rule 34, this disorder can also make you act like a gorilla, like OAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOOAO, and also this will make you a giant Simp which will make you more horny and have crushes on pixels in games, specifically Zero Two, and this disorder will make you play arsenal more, you will become of a weeb which will make you more addicted to watching anime, this disorder is very serious because theres no cure or treatment, the only way to get of this is to get over it.
Bill: man Im going to jerk off to pictures of zero two and feet pictures of Maid Commander
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome