A fork of Rural Dictionary
:::::::|""""| ::::::| / \ | :::::@|0|0 |@ :::::::|/u\ | :::::::| O / ::::::::\_/ ::____/ u \____ (( ).................( )) ( .)\_._/*\_._/*(. ) |: |\'=|_||_|=V/| | |:'):\=|_||_|=/:|:') |:/:::\|_||_|'/::| / ||::::( ,,,,,,, ):::|| (|||):: *q p* ::(|||) _________________+ _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-__7 ::::/~~/ 0 \~~\:: :::/~~/:::::\~~\: ::(==<::::::>=) :::\\\\::: :::////: ::__\\\\: ::////__ :(_\\_ _XX___//_)
Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>