A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.
i just john wilkes booth'd your mom
The sexual act of ramming someone from behind then pulling out and ejaculating on the back of their head. Afterward, jumping out their window, taking off running, and yelling "The South shall rise again!!"
" I was banging Miranda last night, and didn't feel like cuddling, so I gave her the 'ol John Wilkes Booth and booked it out of there."
The man who did Lincoln extra dirty
John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth? Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty
After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.
Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.
Teh dude that shot Lincoln dead in a theather in 1865.
I know this guy's great-great-grandson, Patrick Booth.
While in a movie theater you blow a load on the back of someone's head and then try to run out before you get caught.
The guy in front of me sure was pissed when I gave him a John Wilkes Booth
1) the man who assassinated president Lincoln 2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.
“Robin Scherbatsky was Ted and Barney’s John Wilkes Booth”