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Jonah marais means a HOT snack that you eat. Also an amazing person who is also a secret stripper.
Jonah marais is very sexy
brings happiness and depression into the world at the same time . He makes people happy when he posts and performs but it makes you depressed afterwards because you miss him . He has an amazing voice and I will support him through everything- @sierrannette
girl : hey did you see Jonah Marais new post
Me: YES HE IS SO HOT
He is the definition of perfection and happiness. He is one of the most beautiful and hot people in the world. He brings happiness wherever he goes. Follow him on all social media @Jonahmarais and @whydontwemusic . Follow me @_whydontwe33_
Damn it’s Jonah Marais, I love him!!!
an amazing guy who deserves the world. a guy who deserves all happiness in the world and doesn’t deserve to be sad. let’s not forget that jonah marais is an inspiration to many.
Jonah marais is an amazing guy.
Means; Another word for perfection. Synonym; Perfect, wonderful, amazing, terrific. Antonyms; Awful, terrible.
Friend: Have you met Jonah yet?
Me: yeah I met jonah Marais the other day!
A boy next door guy who loves harry potter that you can't take off your eyes on him. Lowkey a devil but highkey an angel.
"Omg! Is that Jonah Marais? I can't stop staring at him."
1/5 of the most amazing man band on the planet Why Don't We. He is so precious and the literal definition of perfect. Jonah loves coffee A LOT aswell Harry Potter.
When he's not breaking tables he'll be with his just as amazing bandmates Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron ,Corbyn Besson and Jack Avery. They make some really lit music together and if you haven't heard it, you should definitely go check it out because its unbelievable.
Don't change Jonah Marais every part of you is just right and no matter how much of a hoe you can be sometimes, us limelights just can't stay mad at you.
E.g. 1
Idiot: ew is that jonah marais?
Sane person: OMG SHUT UP HE IS GORGEOUS *slaps idiot*
E.g. 2
Person 1: why don't we are so amazing
Person 2: I know they are jonah marais is so amazing right?
Person 1: he sure is