Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jonesy

A sexy beast, good in bed

Wow! He was such a jonesy last night!

by DarthJader24 June 16, 2011

Jonesy

The blonde default mf from Fortnite

Lmao this Jonesy is so bad a building.

by Zoost September 21, 2018

Jonesied

A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.

“Want another toke mate?” “No chance mate I’m absolutely jonesied

by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018

Jonesie

Adj. To be sneaky, bold and conduct oneself with a nonchalant disregard for the rules n. Jones- a merry trickster particularly adept at sneaky behavior and at times theft. (Such activity when conducted by a jonesie person is preformed with a marked nonchalance and playfulness.)

Damn, if I'd been jonesier I totally would have stolen that goat.

by tinyplum November 17, 2009

Jonesy

A drunk guy from cairns that loves to rub chilli on his ball sack.

"Hey I have some Carolina reaper " Jonesy: "rub it on my balls! "

by G-Girl13 December 27, 2017

Jonesy

A man with good fortune; a very lucky guy

Man... That Jonesy is one lucky bastard

by The Jonesmeister July 12, 2011

Jonesy

An incredibly needed man.

The new guy I'm dating is such a Jonesy.

by BabyBear22 January 03, 2008