A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you’re born on July 24th u are the sexiest most fine person ever. People born on this day are perfect & deserve nothing but love and happiness. So don’t give them nun BUT LOVE AND HAPPINESS . Mf.
Hoe #1: “Omg... is he born on July 24...” Hoe #2: “yeah omg. Too bad he has a gf born on february 1.
National slap your little or big brother day!
Brother : what day is it? Me: July 24 you know what that means Me: slaps the crap out of him.
punch your younger/older sibling in the face
today is july 24 so I will punch you in the mouth
The day where you ask your partner or anyone you want for any pic or video and they have to send it or they don't love you
guy 1 : dude i asked my gf for a soapy titty pic today guy 2 :yo did she send it guy 1 : ofc dude its july 24 duh guy 2 : thats sick dude , im gonna ask jack for soapy dick pics and nut videos with the sound on ?guy 1 : bro
National slap your brother/sister day when your parents can't get mad.
Slap them as hard as you can to get good use there is only 1 July 24th.